Woman Escapes Braincloud

Detectives recently found out that a woman has been escaping the ascension for 13 years. A 83-year-woman has been able to keep a low profile since her 79 birthday. she faked her own death and denied the access to the brain cloud.

Detective York Hunt, brother of famous scientist Mike Hunt, has recently discovered a sick truth. A woman called Roxy R. has faked her own death 13 years ago. She claims she doesn’t believe in our good leader Steve Herbinson and the sacrifice he made many years ago. That’s why when she was 79, she faked her own death to everyone and started living under the city. In the old sewage system of the city she made her home. By learning the whole blueprints of the “undercity” she made her way around Plebs gathering food and knowledge.

It is unclear till this day if she got to other people with her talk of nonsense. But detective York Hunt is on it with a prestigious team of police officers. As of this moment officers are scouring the “undercity” and arresting everyone they find there. The only thing we know now is that they have found two other people who will get a merciful trial.

Roxy R. awaits a trial to determine if she is fit to ascend to the brain cloud. If she even wants this. The jury will consist of the smartest people of Barbitura, with people of the counsel, scientists etc.. There are whispers that the trial will not be so merciful than the other people they find.

What will happen to Roxy R. if she doesn’t want to ascend? We reckon they will just execute her or banish her to a much less progressive country.

To end this breaking news, we urge you to not go down the sewer pipes. It is a dangerous structure full of filth and disease. If you hear weird noises coming from down under, do not fret, the police force has everything under control. If you do see a delinquent roaming the streets. Don’t hesitate to call the police, do not interfere they could be armed and dangerous.