Welcome to Barbitura!
We are a sanctuary for the world's brightest minds. Forged from adversity, our nation thrives on innovation, knowledge, and meritocracy. Here, every citizen enjoys unparalleled opportunities for learning and growth, supported by cutting-edge technology and a commitment to intellectual excellence. Join us in shaping the future, where your brilliance is rewarded and your contributions valued. Discover Barbitura, where smart people come to excel.
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Vision and mission
Vision
Mission
In Barbitura, citizens enjoy free healthcare, education, and support from personal robots. Poverty doesn’t exist, and those over 70 can "Ascend" to the Brain Cloud, preserving their knowledge.
The smartest govern the nation, and procreation is regulated to ensure intellectual growth. Wages are based on intelligence, and few people are chosen each semester to spread superior genetics in other countries.
Barbitura attracts global talent with top-tier education, offering select visitors the chance to stay. This influx of knowledge helps keep Barbitura a technological hub, where innovation and peace thrive. Let Barbitura’s rise begin!
Barbitura aspires to be the world's academic epicenter and a beacon of technological advancement. As the wealthiest nation of the United Branded Nations, we pride ourselves on our vast, ancient library and our commitment to innovation. To maintain our status, we attract the brightest minds globally with promises of unparalleled wealth and knowledge.
Our leader, Steve Herbinson, envisions expanding our influence to create a more peaceful worldWhile some knowledge remains exclusive to the government, we aim to share our intellectual wealth.
Barbitura eradicates sickness, poverty, and stupidity under visionary scientists' leadership. We exchange our best minds to foster global intellectual wealth. We strive to be a nation that inspires pride and admiration, where the intelligent can focus solely on their pursuits. In Barbitura, robots and humans will coexist, building a future where knowledge and progress are paramount.
Anthem
Sonus 2024
[Verse]
City of light, where knowledge is gold,
Bright minds, sharp as diamond mold.
Future's mapped out, all stories told,
Tech-titans reign, the world they hold.
[Verse 2]
Richest of riches, brains on max,
Grew with the digits, blockchain stacks.
Age seventy hits, fading to black,
Mercy takes over, no looking back.
[Chorus]
Barbitura rises, minds in the sky,
Brain cloud ascensions, we'll never die.
Wisdom in circuits, data won't lie,
Legacy of knowledge, reaching so high.
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[Verse 3]
Technocrats rule, truth in their veins,
Code running wild, breaking the chains.
Old age a curse, rewritten remains,
Floating to the ether, digital planes.
[Verse 4]
IRL goodbye, neurons ascend,
Binary afterlife, messages send.
Superior minds, time never end,
Barbitura's dream, forever to mend.
[Chorus]
Barbitura rises, minds in the sky,
Brain cloud ascensions, we'll never die.
Wisdom in circuits, data won't lie,
Legacy of knowledge, reaching so high.
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